Ed the newfie was set to work with the circular saw during his first day on the job at the saw mill. The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice newfie, and, on turning, he saw that Ed had already lost a finger.
Now, how in hell did that happen? the foreman demanded.
Sure, was the explanation, "I was jist doin' like this when, ouch, bejabers, there's another one gone!"
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