A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds.
“ That's amazing!" the doctor says. “Did you follow my instructions?”
The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that fourth day."
"From hunger?" asked the doctor.
"No, from skipping," replied the blonde.
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