Joke # 89

The newly married couple were staying at a bed and breakfast in Maine. The bride left the groom in their room while she went out on a brief shopping expedition. She returned in due time, and passed along the hotel corridor to the door, on which she tapped daintily. "I'm back, honey, let me in," she murmured with wishful tenderness. But there was no answer in return to her plea. She knocked a little more firmly, and raised her voice somewhat to call again, "Honey, honey--it's Susie! Let me in!" Thereupon a very cold masculine voice from another guest sounded through the door, "Madam, this is not a beehive; it's a bathroom!"