The old farmer and his wife visited the zoo for the first time. When they stopped in front of the hippopotamus cage, he remarked admiringly: That’s one curious fish eh ma?
That ain’t a fish, it’s a reptile.
They began to argue over the fact, if it was a fish or a reptile. It eventually got to the point of violence. The farmers wife began cracking her husband with her umbrella. The old farmer took of running with his wife in hot pursuit. The lion trainer had just opened the lions cage door and the old farmer jumped in side the cage. He hid behind the largest lion and looked over its shoulder fearfully at his enraged wife, who shook her umbrella furiously at him from the other side of the cage bars and shouted, Coward!!!, come out here you Coward!!!
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