When the Newfoundlander’s daughter returned from the girls' college, the Newfie regarded her critically, and then asked her,
"Ain't you a lot fatter than you was girl?"
"Yes, dad," the girl replied. "I weigh one hundred and forty pounds
stripped down for gym."
The father stared for a moment in horrified amazement, then shouted,
"Who in thundering blazes is Jim?"
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