The newly married pair quarreled seriously, so that the wife in ahuff exclaimed:
I'm going home to mother!
The husband maintained his calm in the face of this calamity, and drew out his wallet.
Here, he said, counting out some bills, is the money for your plane ticket.
The wife took it, and counted it out. Then she faced her husband
mournfully and said:
But there isn't enough here for a return ticket.
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