The aristocratic Englishman Robert Johnston-Brown plays golf so badly that he prefers to play a solitary round with only the caddy present.
He had a new caddy recently, and played a round as wretchedly as usual.
"I fancy I play the worst game in the world," he confessed to the caddy.
"Oh, I wouldn't say that, sir," was the consoling response from his young caddy. "From what the other caddies were saying about another gentleman who plays here, he must be twice as bad as you are sir.
"What's his name?" asked the Englishman hopefully.
The young caddy replied:
Robert Johnston-Brown.
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