Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but your places aren't ready yet. Until they are, I can send you back to Earth as whatever you want to be."
"Great!" said the first guy, "I want to be a billionaire soaking up the sun!"
"No problem," replied St. Peter, and POOF, he was gone. "And what do you want to be," St. Peter asked the other guy.
"I'd like to be one cool stud!" was the reply.
"Easy," replied St. Peter, and Poof, the other guy was gone.
After a few months, their places in heaven were finished, and St. Peter sent an angel to fetch them back. "You'll find them easily," he says, "One of them is laying on the beach on the French Rivera , and the other one is on a snow tire somewhere in Buffalo!"
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