Joke # 44

There was a guy he walked into this bar. On the door it read "If you can make my horse laugh I will give you $50".
So he walked up to the bar tender and said I can make your horse laugh. He went out in the alley and came back and the horse was laughing. So the bar tender said a deal is a deal and gave him his $50.
Then about a month later the same guy came back into this bar and saw a sign on the door that read: If you can make my horse cry then I will give you $50.
So he walked up to the bar tender and said I can make your horse cry. So he went in to the alley and made the horse cry. He came back in and the bar tender said a deal is a deal but first tell me how you made my horse laugh and cry. He said, to make him laugh I told him mine penis is bigger than his. To make him cry I showed him!