The nosey bus passenger was inquiring his seatmate on the fact that
He had his right arm in a sling, and asked him,
"You broke your arm, didn't you?"
"Well, yes, I did."
"Had an accident, I suppose?"
"Not exactly. I did it in trying to pat myself on the back."
"My lord! On the back! Now, whatever did you want to pat yourself on the back for?"
"Just for minding my own business."
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