Little Johnny questioned his grandmother with an appearance of great seriousness: "Ain't Rotterdam the name of a city, Gramma?"
"Don't say 'ain't', Johnny," the old lady corrected. "Yes, Rotterdam is the name of a city. Why?"
"It ain't swearin' to say it, is it Gramma?" "Don't say 'ain't', Johnny. No, it isn't swearing to say Rotterdam. Why?"
"Cause if sister keeps on eatin' so much candy, she'll Rotterdam teeth out."
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