The native of the village pointed with pride to two doddering ancients hobbling painfully down the village street, and informed the stranger:
Those two are the Duckberk twins, ninety-eight year old!" The
visitor was duly impressed, and asked to what the pair of venerable
citizens attributed their long life.
It's kind of which and the other," the native confessed. "Obadiah
declares its all along because of his chewin' an' smokin' an' snuffin' day in and day out, for nigh onto a hundred year; an' Ebenezer declares he has his health becase he never touched the filthy weed. Go figure!!!
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