"Are you sure this handbag is genuine alligator skin?" the woman asked The Newfoundland shopkeeper.
"Absolutely," was the reply. "I shot that alligator myself when I was in Florida."
"But it is badly soiled," said the woman
"Well, yes, of course, replied the Newfoundlander. That's where it hit the ground, when it fell out of the tree."
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