Joke # 21

Little Johnny was always getting in trouble for being late getting to school. Friday he comes running in to his classroom a half hour late all out of breath. Mrs. Jones, I’m sorry I’m late again but my friend Jimmy got hurt on the way to school this morning. Oh my, said Johnnies teacher is he alright. No Mrs., he was taken to the hospital. What happened Johnny, Mrs. Jones asked him. Well we were walking on old man Martin’s picket fence and Jimmy slipped and drove one of the pickets up his arse. That’s rectum Johnny, said the teacher. Looking a little puzzled Johnny said, Wrecked him? Damn near killed him.