Joke # 154

Stuff you don’t want to hear your doctor saying during surgery, please stop that organ from beating; it's messing up my concentration.

Joke # 153

Stuff you don’t want to hear your doctor saying during surgery, okay, by the looks of this it's going to be an experiment for all of us.

Joke # 152

Stuff you don’t want to hear your doctor saying during surgery, nurse, unzip the bag on that fellow, he's still moving.

Joke # 151

Stuff you don’t want to hear your doctor saying during surgery, let's hurry up, I don't want to miss "Heroes".

Joke # 150

Stuff you don’t want to hear your doctor saying during surgery, That laughing gas is great for a chuckle. Maybe we should inhale a little bit more.